Customer

Good morning! Thanks for calling us!We're pleased to hear from you!Your call's important to usSo we've placed you in a queue.Please find your account number andBe sure it is correct..It's twenty digits long and if youMis-type, I'll reject.I'll lead you through the whole routinePlease use your touch type phone.Press eight and follow with the hashAfter you hear the tone.If you are a new client here..Press two, ..if old, press three.Press four in case we've done somethingWith which you disagree!You have pressed four, please wait a momentWhile I transfer you..And please enjoy, while we play youA symphony or two!Our staff are all too busy nowTo talk to such as youYour call is so important thatWe've placed you in a queue."Time passes and the music lingersOn, and bye and bye..My cheek and ear go fast asleep,My wrist gets R.S.I.But wait! It may be there is hope!I hear a ringing sound,At last a human voice is heardAfter the runaround!"Good morning, this is Ladies wearAnd may we help somehow?Complaints?.. Oh! Just hang on a tickI'll transfer you right now!...""Good morning! Thanks for calling us!We're pleased to hear from you!Your call's important to usSo we've placed you in a queue."